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a huge magical carpet interwoven with a thousand musical stylez & dreamz...

Sun’s too hot. Somebody’s playing this a few stalls down. There’s some worry dolls and turquoise jewelry where you’re at, all too pricey.

Walk in the house. Walk out the house. Wet the doormat. Show them good. There’s people that own spaceships somewhere out there. But not you.

Figgy puddings, icing, and little yellow custard men. Hungry yet? You fat pig. Bowls of gravy. Gingerbread men with raisin eyes. Gingerbread balls, but as a separate thought. Not like what you thought, you pig. We got the nice silverware and napkins out and everything, candelabra and the chandelier. Lobsters. The neighbors are bringing veggie[...]

Good for him, you know?

Shree Ram banishes Sita cos she used to live w/ all the Rakshasi, now she’s looking for cheap housing... Do you think Valmiki really wrote the Ramayana? I lowkey doubt it. He appears as a character, dude. Some Blihos Bliheris shit man. Kyot the Provencal type beat. You ever see Monkey Man? Lmk if it[...]

Not that one Mickey, no matter what anyone tells you. We swear to god. This one looks like Grover from Sesame Street. Dressed like John Travolta. But Battlefield Earth John Travolta. Not like YOU thought.

Twenty gorillas... eighteen voice-modules from driverless cars... all competing for stardom. The prize? You bet it is. Sponsored by Loreal and Dress Barn.

The killers are all gathered. The girls have French-sounding names.

MYLER: Y’know I’ll always remember that day as a real... SUMMER DAY [TITLE CARD, MAIN TITLE: SUMMER DAY]

Perrey governs the post-futuristic electrodome, blue lighting, mid-80s potato chip martians recline under hanging gardens, drink from Romanesque marble fountains. Times are good.

Pretzels and lederhosen. You know they call it Mittag over there instead of Wednesday? Wonder why that is.

Draculas and spookies and zombies... coming to your home soon, from the Dumont Television Network.

A hi-larious new animated musical comedy about a green, spongy thing that hops around and squelches. Available wherever groceries are sold.

Super Mervin does a jump. Then he spin around, do a loop-de-loops, eats a flower, turns colors.

Sydney Goldman y Mort Saltzman presenta Los Dangerosos de La Habana, Cuba en 3-D!

Oliver has gone eight months without eating sand. It never gets easier.

You’re listening to Marvel She Wrote, the podcast where we talk about real murders and use the victims’ full names. Also we review Marvel brand comics and t-shirts, and let’s just say this new wave of Punisher merch has us SHOOK!!

Either you’ve put on a sword and sorcery flick from 2002, or there’s thirty callers ahead of you.

The iconic theme to the iconic late 80s sitcom Apes of Wrath. Rue McClanahan and Conrad Bain star as two gorillas whose marriage is on the rocks. Note the tuba.

Ahahaha you know she got that squiddie... you know what im sayin... reeheeheeheehee

When Burnham Wood flies starships to Dunsinane.

Hi, I’m Dirk Grooter. Do you like mud?

Im shifting... im shifting...

He’s running to the outzone, the thirty, the forty... HE’S BOWLED A WICKET!! Have you ever seen so much of gaming? Supercool!

May cause anal thrombosis, cow pox, or death. Take thrice daily.

Dark city at night. Streetlights. Trees? Some Incredibles stuff, but like if Mr. Incredible wasn’t a family guy, didn’t have no wife + kids holding him back, man... that’s what that movie was about right? How his family all suck.

#perfectcar Now business is simpler than ever... Selvy Shiverado.